DWJ ReRead · Fantasy

DWJ ReRead: Puss In Boots

pussinbootsOnce upon a time, there was a handsome miller’s son who owned a very clever cat… so begins this retelling of Puss In Boots. Published in 1999 by Scholastic, this is a very small chapter book, similar to the World Book Day books that are exchangable for book tokens now. (Not that we have that system here in Malaysia!) Perhaps because of this, rather than the usual DWJ story, this is pretty much the classic Puss In Boots tale that I grew up with. Honestly, with the current popularity of the Shrek franchise, this actually felt refreshing!

I reread this close to my last reread of Dark Lord of Derkholm in 2021 (!) and again last year, when my niece, who was curious about the Shrek character, asked me to read it to her. I’ve read to her quite a bit, and the thing is, she generally isn’t very interested in books or films (she’s 7 now). Most of the time, she enjoys having picture books read to her, but she gets bored of chapter books after the first couple of chapters. But when I was reading this book, she was rapt the whole way through. She loved Puss as the Marquis, and she was actually engaged, asking questions about scenes she wasn’t sure about.

For the longest time, I wondered what I could say about this book that I enjoyed but doesn’t really have any of the things I find in DWJ stories – the subverting of fantasy tropes, the character development, the way magic work in her worlds. This book? It’s Puss In Boots – told in a very fairy tale fashion, where the characters are archetypes rather than fleshed out people. I do like how the central focus of the story is Puss In Boots rather than the miller’s son. But most of all, I love that this was a rare chapter book that my niece wanted me to read her all the way through.

DWJ ReRead no. 54 | Puss In Boots (1999)
previous read: The Dark Lord of Derkholm
next read: The Year of the Griffin 

DWJ ReRead · Fantasy

DWJ Reread: Dark Lord of Derkholm

“Rules,” he read. “1. Wizards are to grow beards, wear their hair below shoulder length, and carry a staff at all times.”

“Help!” said Blade. He leaped up and rushed to the mirror. After half an hour of trial and error, he found a way to grow himself a long white beard and a bush of white hair. Out of it, his face stared, rosy and rounded and young. He looked like an albino dwarf. Hopeless. He found how to turn all the new hair dark. This time he just looked like a dwarf who had forgotten to do his plaits, but it would have to do.

 Dark Lord of Derkholm by Diana Wynne Jones

Dark Lord of Derkholm was first published in 1998, and I got my copy (a 2001 reissue) in 2006. By this time, I had started working part-time at our first (and if I were to judge on availability of DWJ and other favourites, which I do, the only) decent bookstore in my city (note that I also got my copy of Deep Secret in 2006!). I remember having seen copies of Dark Lord and Year of the Griffin on the YA shelves a few times, despite the fact that these books are definitely not YA. I went on collecting almost all the other DWJs I could find first, before finally picking Dark Lord up, because unlike the rest of the books, which mostly had cost me about RM 14.90-19.90 per copy, this book was RM 27.95. This was a lot of money to me then, and thinking about it now it seems hilarious, because I don’t think the average salary have increased much since then (if I was still a part timer, I would only be making 1 extra ringgit per hour now!) but the cheaper paperback books are now around RM 45, with many American editions going up to 80 ringgit. Continue reading “DWJ Reread: Dark Lord of Derkholm”

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DWJ ReRead: “The Girl Jones”

“The Girl Jones” is an essay about an incident in Diana Wynne Jones’ childhood that was included in the Sisters anthology (stories about the not-so-easy parts of sisterhood) in 1998. In it, DWJ explained that she was called “the girl Jones” by the people in her village if she was called anything at all, and told the story of one of the adventures that made her so notorious.

When she was nine, she was with her sister Ursula (and Isobel nearby) waiting for a girl from school to come over and play with them. When the girl (Jean) finally arrived, it was with her younger sisters, which she convinced DWJ (promising friendship in return) to look after while she did her shopping. More and more children turned up with their siblings to dump in Diana’s care, and it became obvious that somehow the word got out to the other kids. This being a Diana Wynne Jones anecdote, I was unsurprised to read that she ended up taking the children on an “adventure” which was relatively harmless, but ensured that no one would entrust her with small children (other than her own sisters) ever again.

It’s a short, amusing story, and it felt like something I might have read about in a novel – but then again, a lot of the DWJ anecdotes I’ve read felt that way. As fun as it was to read, though, I’m not sure that it fits in the anthology it was first published in, as it wasn’t quite about Diana’s relationship with her sisters, although I supposed it sort of showed what kind of sister she was to Ursula and Isobel. It was reprinted in Unexpected Magic and again, it didn’t feel like it fit.

DWJ Re-Read no. 52 | “The Girl Jones” (1998)
previous read: Deep Secret
next read: Dark Lord of Derkholm

DWJ ReRead · Fantasy

DWJ ReRead: Deep Secret

“There is seldom any true secret.”
– Deep Secret by Diana Wynne Jones

Sometimes I look back at the world before GoodReads was a thing, and I had Google in a pocket, and we actually had a decent bookstore in my city, and I wonder about all the books I might have missed. Deep Secret was published in 1997, and I know for sure that I was already a Diana Wynne Jones fan by then. And yet my first copy of this book, the somewhat expurgated Starscape edition with a pretty cover by Charles Vess, became mine in 2006. What was I doing in all those year in between?? (I was probably about the same age as Nick in this book, so I wouldn’t have had much money for new books when this was published, not to mention the bookstores here wouldn’t have had a copy, but still.) Continue reading “DWJ ReRead: Deep Secret”

DWJ ReRead · Fantasy

DWJ Reread: The Tough Guide to Fantasyland

“SLENDER YOUTH. A Tour COMPANION who may be either a lost PRINCE or a girl/PRINCESS in disguise. In the latter case it is tactful to pretend you think she is a boy. She/he will be ignorant, hasty and shy, and will need hauling out of trouble quite a lot. But she/he will grow up in the course of the Tour. In fact she/he will be the only Companion who will change in any way. Quite often, she/he will soon exhibit a very useful TALENT for MAGIC and end up by hauling everyone else out of trouble. But this will not be until midway through your second brochure.”
– The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, Diana Wynne Jones

The Tough Guide to Fantasyland was first published in the UK in 1996, and reads a bit like TV Tropes for those big fat fantasy trilogies that were so popular back then. I don’t read a lot of this particular brand of fantasy, but I’ve read enough that I find most of the entries immediately recognisable.

Using the conceit of being a guide book for tourists visiting Fantasyland (which could be the setting of nearly any sword & sorcery book of the time), The Tough Guide sorts entries on everything from HORSES (“They are capable of galloping full-tilt all day without a rest. Sometimes they do not require food or water. They never cast shoes, go lame, or put their hooves down holes, except when Management deems it necessary, as when the forces of the DARK LORD are only half an hour behind.”) to STEW (“the staple FOOD in Fantasyland, so be warned…. Stew will be what you are served to eat every single time.”) in alphabetical order. Continue reading “DWJ Reread: The Tough Guide to Fantasyland”

DWJ ReRead · Fantasy

DWJ ReRead: The True State of Affairs

“This was a terrible waste of feeling.”

– The True State of Affairs, Diana Wynne Jones

minorarcanaIt’s been a year since my last DWJ Reread post, and I’ve read The True State of Affairs twice throughout, and I still don’t know how I feel about it. From what I know, this novella was written in the 60s, but was never published until 1995, when it was included in the limited print collection Everard’s Ride. It doesn’t really read like any of the fantasy books I’ve read from the time, so I think I can kind of understand if her agent or publisher wasn’t keen when she first wrote it. It’s a little strange and meandering, and not quite like her other works.

For one, it’s a lot darker and rather pessimistic. It’s definitely got a more YA/adult vibe than her other works. In the introduction, DWJ revealed that it was inspired by The Kingis Quair, which describes the imprisonment of James I of Scotland who spent his time watching a woman from his prison window and fancying himself in love with her, or something like that. Of course, his imprisonment came to an end with him marrying Joan Beaufort, so I wasn’t going into this novella thinking that it was going to get a happy ending.  Continue reading “DWJ ReRead: The True State of Affairs”

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Everard’s Ride by Diana Wynne Jones

“Good!” said the Prince. “Good.” To Cecelia he sounded quite murderous. He stared at Alex in a dreadful, satisfied way, which turned Cecelia cold and faint. Alex stared back, admiring that black eye, cocking his head sideways, almost as if he had painted it on the Prince’s face with the finest of brushes.

– Everard’s Ride, Diana Wynne Jones

Everard’s Ride is a novella written in 1966 but published in 1995, in a 1000-copy limited edition volume by NESFA Press for a conference where she was a guest of honour. Of course, I do not own this volume. Thankfully it was later reprinted in Unexpected Magic (2004), which I appreciate, although it doesn’t seem to quite fit in the collection, as the rest of the collection were all short stories.

The story is about Alex and Cecilia Hornby, two siblings in Victorian England whose lives changed when a stranger came to their house for shelter one night. Continue reading “Everard’s Ride by Diana Wynne Jones”

DWJ ReRead · Fantasy · Short Story

“What the Cat Told Me” by Diana Wynne Jones

I am a cat. I am a cat like anything. Keep stroking me. I came in here because I knew you were good at stroking. But put your knees together so I can sit properly, front paws under. That’s better. Now keep stroking, don’t forget to rub my ears, and I will purr and tell.
– “What the Cat Told Me”, Diana Wynne Jones

 

Continue reading ““What the Cat Told Me” by Diana Wynne Jones”

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Getting lost in the Great Forest (DWJ’s Hexwood)

“Controller Borasus sighed with relief. Libraries were not places of danger. It had to be a hoax.” ― Diana Wynne Jones, Hexwood

It’s funny how long I’ve waited to reread Hexwood, when it’s the book that made me think about doing this reread in the first place. I first read this book when it was reprinted back in 2000, and was thoroughly confused by it. A couple of years later, I distinctly remember enjoying it but I barely remember the plot. I remembered a forest and a roleplaying game gone wrong, and characters being pulled in to act out scenarios, but nothing more. I also remember that it was more difficult to get through compared to the other DWJs I had been reading at the time. And… that was about it. Continue reading “Getting lost in the Great Forest (DWJ’s Hexwood)”

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Conrad’s Fate and The Pinhoe Egg

Since this may be my last #MarchMagics related post, I’m going to smush the Conrad’s Fate and Pinhoe Egg questions here. I haven’t got to either books in my reread project, so I don’t remember them as well as I do the others. All I remember is: Conrad’s Fate is about a young Christopher, when Gabriel de Witt was still Chrestomanci. It had more bad parents/guardians and like The Lives of Christopher Chant,  it’s told from the point of view of a kid who doesn’t have access to the right information, or is being manipulated, by the adults around him. I don’t remember much else, having read it only once before. I can’t wait to reread it now!

The Conrad’s Fate question is: If you were to discover a family secret, would you rather it be: a noble title, money, or magic? Continue reading “Conrad’s Fate and The Pinhoe Egg”